If Harry Potter were a car mechanic he would probably have put a disappearing spell on The Man when he came to charge the battery on The Man's car. As it was I could see the mechanics frustration as he was working under the hood and The Man was standing RIGHT on top of him. If I had a magic wand I would have used it ! POOF !! Good-bye mister annoying. Once again I got to experience the lack of workings of the male mind.
About a month ago The Man got into his car and it would not start. Because I have a Triple A membership I get to call for roadside service, even though it is not my car. About an hour later Pete's Roadside Service arrived. The mechanic, who was not Pete, opened up the hood, looked inside and said, "You need a new battery". To which The Man replied, "No I don't. Just charge it up and it will be fine." How The Man knows this is beyond me but it is his car so he makes the decision. The mechanic looked at me, I shrugged and he charged up the old battery. The Man's car is a 2019. The battery in it is the original one that came with the car. Batteries are only supposed to last 4-5 years. You do the math.
But as always, The Man knows best !
From the time that the battery was charged by a mechanic, not named Pete, to today the car has only been driven ONCE. Between that one ride that we took to West Palm Beach the car has not moved from its parking spot. (The Man is not driving because he can't walk the distance from the condo to the parking lot. If he had a scooter he would be able to get out there and take a ride but don't get me started on that. Just read my previous blog.
It was then that I was given the job of going out every so often when The Man thought about it to start the car. His "orders" were to just turn the motor on and let it run for a few minutes while I collected the mail. I took it. upon myself to drive it around the community for 5 minutes or so just to give it a better charge. Yet even with all this the battery died again. No surprise there !!!!
Today when The Man requested I go out and run his car engine for a few minutes I was not the least bit surprised when all I got was dead silence. I returned to the condo and informed you know who that his battery was dead. He was SHOCKED !!!!! How could that be ? (I could have told him exactly how that could be but I chose to just remain silent and see where this was going. As if I didn't know.) The Man continued to mumble under his breath while I called AAA once again. Help was on the way. Now I had to get the new wheelchair out of the shed, (another story for another time), get The Man settled in the chair with his oxygen tank in his lap and push him out to the parking lot where he can supervise Pete's mechanic who's name is Johnny. I positioned The Man and wheel chair about 4 feet back from the front of his car because I KNOW he will want to have his head stuck under the hood to make sure Johnny doesn't pull a fast one on him. Sure enough as soon as the hood of the car goes up . . . The Man is out of his wheelchair and standing two INCHES away from the mechanic. I am now sitting IN the car because I don't want to be part of this. The Man is watching every move Johnny makes and when the battery tester reads D E A D !!! The Man tells Johnny to just jump it and it will be fine. (Where have I heard that before ?)
I don't know how or what Johnny said to The Man but the next thing I see is a new battery going into the car!!! (Maybe Johnny had a magic wand?). As Johnny is leaving he looks at me and grins. I read that to mean, "Good luck Lady, Your man is a pain but I won this one,"
Unlike the previous battery incident where The Man swore up and down for days after he was NOT paying that kind of money to buy a new battery when this one is just fine . . . I have heard NOTHING! There has been no mention of why he decided to make the purchase now when just a month ago he swore he wouldn't spend his money on something he didn't need. I say NOTHING !!!