Or maybe it's not so much a laugh as a cackle. Or a crazed insane gurgling giggle that I can't stop that is accompanied by incessant drooling as I sit rocking in a corner of my clutter filled room. I find that slapping myself in the face with an old worn out flip flop helps to calm me even more as I chitter on and on like a chipmunk on acid.
Have I painted a vivid enough picture of how my week is going so far ? The move yesterday was a piece of cake compared to the aftermath of returning to the "EMPTY" house today only to find that it is far from empty. How did I miss so much stuff and where are those moving guys when I still need them ? Thanks to the help of a good friend and a couple of hundred garbage bags the house is now, once again, ALMOST empty. And my condo is now even fuller than it was before. Maybe tomorrow I'll stay here and put some of this stuff away.
I don't like having 2 houses. But since I am so pissed off at my real estate agent I may have 2 houses for the next year. Today I told my realtor to get out of my house and stuff the contract where the sun don't shine. I want nothing more to do with her or the buyers. I'm not giving in on one more thing with this sale and it is time for her to start representing me and stepping up and standing up for me, her client. It was quite the show. I was at my finest. You should have been there. I'm not sure if my house is still under contract since the contract ends as of tomorrow and since I did not sign the addendum agreeing to push the closing date to July 11 I may no longer have a contract on my house. It will be interesting to see how this all plays out.
And I am still laughing !
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