Unfortunately the only ringing I am hearing these days is the ringing in my ears and the LOUD buzzing from the TV. I do believe the buzzing is causing the ringing but that's up for discussion.
Once again I find myself a week before Christmas without a clue as to what I have for whom. My head is spinning, my ears are ringing and my back is aching. Is there some Christmas carol about that? "Two wringing ears and a back that won't stop aching!" I think I will write my own carols this year. They might include:
"Dashing to the mall in a beat up Chevrolet, all the spots are taken so I'll shop some other day."
"I'm dreaming of a quiet Christmas, without the baking and clean up. Oh my day will be merry and fine, cause I'm bringing a big jug of wine."
"Oh you better watch out, you better turn it down, Fox News is annoying and causing me to frown. I am liable to smash up the TV"
And on and on it goes! With a thousand and ten things to be done the not so littlest elf is sitting on his shelf watching TV from dawn to dark. If Santa is watching I am in big big trouble. I think you get scratched from the NICE list when you curse and swear under your breath. And making obscene gestures behind Husbands back is sure to dump me on the NAUGHTY list. But since Santa usually doesn't leave me anything anyway I figure a lump of coal is better than nothing. I can use it to write nasty things on the bathroom wall.
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