"STUFFIES" FOR GROWN - UPS

Have you seen the TV commercials for "Stuffies" ?  They play often on Fox News channel which says something to me but I'm not exactly sure what that message is.  "Stuffies" are large stuffed things, (animals), that have all sorts of pockets and pouches in which your child can stuff their pajamas, blanket, pillow, younger siblings, last nights dinner and the family dog or cat.
Kids are natural "STUFFERS" as any parent who has ever said, "Clean your room", knows. Kids do NOT put things away, they stuff them out of sight. Thus the evolution of "Stuffies". Instead of under the bed or in the pillow case kids now have an official and accepted place to put their stuff.

I WANT A STUFFIE !     I'm thinking I could be on to something here. Picture a LARGE flesh colored stuffie in the shape of a BUTT !  Picture where the opening is on this particular model and then picture stuffing all your S--- into said stuffie when you have guests coming on short notice or are just in a mood to remove the clutter.  Better yet, picture the stuffie that comes with little rag dolls that represent the various members of your family and when one of those family members pisses you off you have a large fist shaped stick that you can use to stuff the doll into the butt! Over and over again !
Or how about a stuffie in the shape of a toilet and you can just stuff anything you are angry with into that toilet stuffie with the handy plunger shaped stick. For a few dollars more this model could be created with an automatic "FLUSH" sound to make the experience even more satisfying.
Say you have some anger issues here that need addressing. You might want the deluxe incinerator stuffie that belches smoke and flames as you stuff all your egg shaped "anger pods" into it. Just write down on a piece of paper whatever it is that is making you nuts, place it inside the pod and ram it into that inferno until your anger subsides.

I think I feel better just envisioning this. The idea is not patented so I'm sure it will be on the market in the near future.