Thursday, June 8, 2017

CRAZY IS ALIVE AND FLORISHING IN ALASKA

I knew last year when I was here in the far wild wilderness of the last frontier that not all the folks I met were working on all their burners. Perhaps it's those looooooooooong winter nights that put your brain cells into a state of hibernation that they never wake from, or maybe it's the bitter arctic cold that freezes all common sense and kills brain cells at the rapid rate of a gazillion per second. What ever the reason, I have encountered ONE completely insane person who is certifiable NUTS !  They shall remain in named, gender free and anonymous . But let me tell you she is one crazy bitch !
I am at a constant loss as to whether I should laugh or get out a gun. Probably it is a very good thing that I do not own a gun because if I did I really REALLY would have wanted to use it way before now. This person can try the patience of the pope. There is no communication with her because she has no listening skills what so ever. You know the sort of person who has so much to say they don't have time to listen. When you do speak to them they give you rude obnoxious snarky retorts and continue upon their way. Nothing is right unless it is done by them and nothing is good unless it is theirs.
Unfortunately they are as dumb as DIRT !
Ask me if I'm having fun yet ?  Yes, I am but I am suffering the fool less and less and considering the purchase of a gun more and more. Were I a better person I would feel sympathy to this poor thing. That ship sailed about a week ago with the ONE MILLIONETH use of the "F" bomb.  The crazy thing cannot get out a sentence without the inclusion of at least 4 "F's".  My ears are burning and I am beginning to think in "F'ing" terms just from being around her.
Sorry to write such a downer. Just had to share the down side of Alaska to let out know it isn't all 20 hours of sunlight and three inch mosquitos.

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