THE REAL REASON GOD CREATED EVE

I am familiar with the Bible . . . Not a scholar or anything but know enough to know that not ALL the stories are 100% true.  Just think about it . . . almost the entire Bible is written by men so naturally the tales are a bit slanted. I mean REALLY !  Consider the "BOOK OF RUTH", Do you seriously think the Hebrews would allow a woman to contribute anything to their book?  Women were treated like dirt to say the least so when this Ruth person shows up saying, "Hey guys, I've got this manuscript here that I would like you to add to your book", the men were all, " OH Sure Ruth, just leave it with us and we'll get right on that." Like hell they would. They probably read what she wrote and twisted it to their liking and then published it.

Sooooooo, when the whole Adam - Eve story got written I'm sure it was written by a man and he made it sound like God made Eve to keep Adam company and then she went and tempted him and the whole ensuing mess was all HER fault.  I don't think this is the case at all. After careful consideration and much time spent in the company of Husband and Dwayne I KNOW for a FACT the whole creation story did not go down like it is written in the Bible.  I rather think that God was hanging with the Boys up in Heaven and got bored making all these creatures on the Earth. He had made Spiders and Octopi first with 8 legs.  They were fun for a while but then God figured he try something with 4 legs and he made horses and dogs and all those other animals. They too were fine for a while but God decided to get really wild and crazy so he created MAN. Now this was a really interesting experiment to create this creature that had to stand up in order to move. Sure enough it worked and there was man running all around with his finger in his nose just walking in circles not knowing what to do with himself. (Is this sounding familiar?) So here is Adam not making any progress in the way of evolving so God knew he had to do something or this creation of his would remain stagnant for the rest of eternity. God figured he needed to create something that would "inspire" man to DO SOMETHING with his life. He needed to put some one into the garden of Eden who would nudge this evolution thing in the right direction. Left on his own Man would still be standing there. Enter Eve and it all started to come together. Had Man been able to figure out on his own how to get food and provide shelter there would've been no need for Eve to go in search of everything. The fact that the snake was pissed off because God hadn't given it any legs led to the whole tempting thing. It was probably a male snake and it had nothing better to do than try to mess things up for Adam and Eve.